Pirates of the Caribbean Out

Titillate your pillaging, looting, kidnapping, thieving, murdering, wife snatching dark side by becoming a pirate -- a Pirate of the Caribbean, no less! The game is on its way to stores right now, so kick back, drink some mead, slap a dead parrot on your shoulder and go nuts, because International Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming early, matey.

Bethesda says only scurvy scallywags need apply for this one. Since that pretty much describes every gamer on the face of the Earth, we're set.

"Designed as a thrilling blend of role-playing and action Pirates of the Caribbean takes place in a large group of Caribbean islands during the golden age of piracy and high seas adventure. You will take command of a ship and its crew, swordfight with other captains, accept and complete daring quests, chase rumors of dangers and riches, and change allegiances amongst the colonial powers in the game. Through skill and daring, you will have the ability to obtain more power than the toughest captains in history ever dreamed possible.

You will be able to customize your captain, crew, skills, and attributes to their individual liking. During shore leave on the many fanciful islands, players can interact with townspeople and shopkeepers to replenish stores of ammo and crew, and explore the wilderness in search of adventure and treasure!"

Look for the game early this July. Not big on looking? Screw the outside world and order your sword stabbing, cannon firing joy straight from the GameStore.